My accidents seem to fall into two epochs: before 2000, involving some type of downhill slope, and after that (slow-motion falling).

High(er)-speed downhill spills (before 2000):

Less memorable spills have resulted in sprained ankles, lots of road rash, and a couple of "potato chipped" bike wheels.

Slow-motion falls:

collarbone break

collarbone plate

collarbone after plate removal